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siken-lock:

I’m battling monsters, half-monkey, half-tarantula,

I’m pulling you out of the burning buildings and you say I’ll give you anything.

But you never come through.

- Richard Siken

lokis-army-at-221b:

Benedict’s gollum impression was actually pretty good i’m?????

icosahedonist:

WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE HIDDLES

ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO DO SUCH THINGS?!

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

comealongraggedypond:

simplypotterheads:

It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.

#go big or go home 

cumberchameleon:

Superwholock - The Doctor takes Sherlock, John and the Winchesters to a party in an attempt to cheer them up

Strut on a line, it’s discord and rhyme

anigrrrl2:

nixxie-fic:

Gorgeous John Watson photoshoot close-up pictures -

In the same set as these: (Rare John/Mary, Sherlock walking, John close-ups, Mixed photoshoot, John walking)

Unbutton that top button, baby. It’s begging for it.

What is it with these two and straining buttons? Is it a metaphor for their masked emotions? Repressed sexual urges? The torrent of feelings they never voice literally bursting through their skin and making their shirts too tight? 

Seriously, John. How do you even swallow in that without lacerating your Adam’s apple?

from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again